
A delightful retelling of the three little pigs story. Three little gators strike out on their own in an east Texas swamp. Their mother warns them to build strong houses that can protect them from Big-bottomed Boar, who likes to eat tasty, tender gators for his snack. Soon, First Gator builds himself a nice house out of rocks. Second Gator reckons rocks are too much work, so he builds his house with sticks. And Third Gator’s house of sand is the easiest one to build! But soon Big-bottomed Boar shows up. With a bump, bump, bump of the fierce boar’s rump, he knocks over Third Gator’s house of sand. It doesn’t take long for that rump to bump Second Gator’s house of sticks. But he can’t knock over Third Gator’s house of stones, so he tries another way in – through the chimney! Guess what happens to the Boar’s rump after that?

"Them I'll wiggle my rump with a bump, bump, bump, and smash your house!" answered Big-Bottomed Boar. He wiggled his bottom and bumpity-bumped it against Second Gator's house. Sticks flew everywhere.
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K-Gr 3–This version of the familiar story is set deep in the east Texas swamp. Three little gators set off on their own, leaving their mama, who warns them to be careful of the Big-bottomed Boar. And when they build their flimsy houses, readers will know what to expect. But Ketteman’s retelling, including a sassy Texas twang, makes the story hilarious and bright. Add in a catchy chorus, repeated each time the Big-bottomed Boar comes visiting, and readers will be chiming in on cue. “Then I’ll wiggle my rump with a bump, bump, bump and smash your house!” Terry’s illustrations work well with the story. The colors are vibrant yet ominous and swampy. The textures are also wonderful, from the smoothness of gator hide and graininess of the swamp sand to the hairiness of the ugly boar. A fun choice for libraries and classrooms.–School Library Journal Susan E. Murray, Glendale Public Library, AZ
“The creators of Armadilly Chili (2004), a Texas slant on the “Little Red Hen,” are back with an adaptation of the “Three Little Pigs” set in an east Texas swamp. To protect themselves from the Big-bottomed Boar, the alligators build their houses with the usual materials (rocks, sticks, and sand). Encountering the sand house, the Big-bottomed Boar follows through on his threat to “wiggle my rump with a bump, bump, bump and smash your house!” The result: “Sand flew everywhere” while the Little Gator escapes “faster than a fox after a muskrat” to the stick house, and so on. Loaded with plenty of outlandish action from the bug-eyed, cartoonish characters rendered in glimmering colors, this would make a rip-roaring group read-aloud.” — Booklist, Randall Enos
“Readers…who can’t get enough of the original Three Little Pigs may enjoy this Texan transformation from the team behind Armadilly Chili. Ketteman’s story features three gap-toothed young gators who outwit the Big-bottomed Boar. When he’s refused entry to the gators’ houses, the boar threatens, “Then I’ll wiggle my rump with a bump, bump, bump and smash your house!” The… gators are differentiate by a straw hat, a baseball cap, and a pair of glasses (which naturally belong to the smartest gator, who builds his house out of rocks). Ketteman adds a subtle …message about sloth by having the gators scorn each others’ building materials (”Bad choice…. Rocks are heavy and too much work”) Folksy details in both text (”Third Gator ran faster than a fox after a muskrat”) and art (a bottle of boar sauce sits next to the fireplace, as the boar earns some grill marks) should entertain.” Publisher’s Weekly
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